18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

3. Garbage Cooked On Trucks

Hey, you know what would be way better than going some place, sitting at a table, and having a professionally-trained chef cook a meal with the benefit of a full staff, and weird things like a fridge and an industrial stove? Shelling over ten bucks so some scruffy oddball can cook foie gras on his engine block. Yum!