18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

4. Really Stupid Potato Chips

You can’t really go wrong with thinly sliced potatoes lightly dipped in oil. You can even spice things up by making them nacho or barbecue flavored. What you absolutely cannot do is make potato chips that taste like borsch. Or mushrooms. Or Bloody Mary … okay, maybe that last one is fine. But a hard no on the cold beet soup and other froufrou flavors.