Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

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AH, children, such delightful additions to our every day lives. They’re cute and sweet and learning everything for the first time. Their lives are filled with adventure and exploration and imagination. It’s such a wonderful, beautiful time when they’re allowed the freedom to dabble with various personas as they slowly work their way toward the adult they’ll one day become. It’s a process of metamorphosis that makes parenthood worthwhile in a way no other job or hobby can. And then your kid goes and says some stuff that keeps you up at night in a stew of your own, cold sweat. Something like …


1. The Last Goodbye

I was tucking in my two year old. He said, “Good bye, Dad.” I said, “No, we say good night.” He said, “I know. But this time it’s good bye.”

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2. The Future Doctor

“Can you cut off someone’s tongue without killing them?”

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