18 Reasons Hipsters Should Be Banned From the Kitchen

2. Kombucha

Just pick one, hipsters: tea, or getting drunk. Kombucha is — theoretically — a healthy alternative that also gives you a little fermented buzz if you’re willing to drink a butt load of it. What it does not do is … well, actually provide any real medicinal benefits. It’s mildly spiked tea and it tastes foul.