Creepiest Things Kids Have Ever Said To Their Parents

9. What Knife?

“I wake up to find my three year old standing by the bed staring at me inches from me with a huge grin on his face. He just stares and grins … “What are you doing?” I finally say. “Nothing,” he says, still grinning. At this point, I realize he’s got his hands behind his back. “Are you holding something?” “No.” I look anyway. He’s hiding our largest carving knife behind his back.”

10. Strangers

“While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, ‘The man.’ To which I replied, ‘What man?’ She then pointed at the closet and said, ‘the man with the snake neck.’”