11 Bizarre Stories That Capture the Essence of Burning Man

3. The Smallest Bar in the World

There’s one tale of a young lady who wandered out in search of some alone time one evening. After walking through the dark for a bit, she came across a porta-potty in the middle of nowhere. She thought to herself, “I could pee right now,” walked over, and opened to door, only to find a man tending “the smallest bar in the world”. So, what’d she do? Stayed and had a few drinks before wandering back to camp, of course.